Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
Nope. The Barista did it themselves.
He’s so fucking frustrated
I saw Lawyer Chilton at court again today and I STILL HAVE YET TO BEFRIEND HIM ASFHFDH
There ain’t no party like a Bioshock party
Cause a Bioshock party don’t stop until everything hurts.
Sure Hannibal, sure. “Veggie-burger” patties.
if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry